Friday, November 13, 2009

Zork! Best Cat Toy Ever

First, buy a bottle of wine with a zork closure. Apparently, zork is the revolutionary new alternative to cork, with the convenience of a screw cap and pop of a cork!


What they don't tell you about zork is that after you unravel it, you end up with the best cat toy ever.


You can even attach a tail to it if you want.


Unfortunately, Little Bit is a little bit camera shy. So her zork excitement is toned down here. When unwatched, her zork excitement is many magnitudes higher. Notice the size of her tail.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Halloween 2009

Last year, we had a difficult time getting the trick-or-treaters to come to our place. Half way through the night, we put up Christmas lights on the bushes and the came. This year, we made very convincing jack-o-lanterns.



We placed them strategically and propped our gate open. It worked! We didn't have to chase the trick-or-treaters down the street to give them candy. They came to us ... and we seemed less crazy to the neighbors.


Later, a Private Jane and a Dame in Trouble went to a Halloween party thrown by a Jungian couple we met last fall at a restaurant. Before telling you about the party, you should know that this dame really had troubles.


During the party, we were given slips of papers with letters. We then had to team up with others with the same letter and act out a skit. The Private Jane determined that the butler did it and took care of matters. The Dame in Trouble was given a hope by an elf. The elf and the jester wanted her to find meaning, the jester didn't do a very good job and the dame in trouble got all the money that she hoped for. In the end, the Dame's skit won the best skit award and she went home with a marzipan jack-o-lantern.

Thanks Mom!

For the baby gifts!

(something to keep the baby warm)

(and fashionable, like me)

(a little self promotion never hurts)

(First cheer .... I-L-L ... I-N-I!)

(Lesson learned .... when shipping gifts to someone in Canada, never assign a value over $50 ... or else the recipients will get to pay duty ... got to love Canada!)