The Secret Life of Sam Schmlloyd

Monsieur Schmlloyd has always had a life of his own. When we are out, he sometimes goes out on the town or has friends over. In Montreal, he has quite an exciting secret life. He has become close friends with a photographer, who is making him famous, and a makeup artist and stylist, who is getting him in shape.

While Idil's primary subjects are Odie and Billie, she has recently discovered Sam. And, boy is the public into him. One of my favorite lines from all of the attention he is getting is, "His face looks like velvet." Oh yes, our velvet-faced Sam. He smells like roses too!


Sam routinely goes jogging with Martine. I think she is of the opinion that Sam must get in shape before we can do anything with his appearance. Martine lives on the third floor of our building. Sam is often seen in the backyard looking longingly at the third floor.

Sam, on one of his runs with Martine.